Whats next, mescaline?

I found the drugs advertisements pretty funny actually. Whats a better way to cheer up children after taking medicine their parents made them take, than to give them dolls and stickers. How come people don't get gifts after taking drugs of choice. Maybe druggies should get a mesh hat every time they take a drop of mescaline, or stoners should get a novel size hersey's bar after smoking a fat blunt.